You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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