mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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