Tell her she can't have a vagina
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
bring money and cleavage
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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