We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
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