Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Randomize
