I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
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