He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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