Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
You just made me feel so damn special
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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