She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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