The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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