do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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