so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
