I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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