Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
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