Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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