What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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