Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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