Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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