hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
FUCK WHALES
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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