He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Need sex. Gaining weight.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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