The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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