So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
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