i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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