What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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