ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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