You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
the liver wants what the liver wants
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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