Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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