Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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