the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Randomize
