Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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