Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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