Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I am naked and annoyed.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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