Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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