Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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