Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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