I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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