I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
vagina is talking i cant
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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