she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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