I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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