do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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