Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
