Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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