is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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