That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
