Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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