Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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