OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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