I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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