He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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