so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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