they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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