i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
