Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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