Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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