Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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